2025 Mother's Day Jokes!

  • What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.
  • How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!
  • What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. My mom’s jokes are funnier than you.
  • Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for Mother's Day? Because she was the coolest mom ever!
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/mothers-day/a46788832/mothers-day-jokes/

 

 

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