2025 Thanksgiving Jokes!

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

🦃 What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?

Nice to MEAT you.

🦃 What is a turkey's favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler.

🦃 What do you call it when it rains on Turkey Day?

Fowl weather.

🦃 Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.

🦃 Why was the turkey asked to join the band?

Because turkeys bring their own drumsticks.

🦃 What song should you play while you prepare a turkey? 

All about that baste.

🦃 When is a turkey most grateful?

The day after Thanksgiving.

🦃 What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

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